The other night we had Penny and Oliver round for tea and to show off our new gaff. We gave them the tour, including a viewing of the head in the cupboard and made them a nice quiche. And as usual the quiche was very good indeed and renewed our thoughts of jacking it all in and becoming celebrity chefs. We could go round people's houses and teach them how to cook their dinner and eradicate readymeals from the face of the earth. Then the supermarkets could use our names and faces to brand certain products. The way we cook, double cream would be a likely candidate.