South Yorkshire's "keystone cops" (as seen on TV) made their traditional bank holiday visit to Park Hill to break up a fight which had already finished.
Sierra Yankee 99 this is Sargent Peabottom are you receiving, over, crrrrh
Sergeant Peabottom this is Sierra Yankee 99 over crrrrh.
Now approaching Pork Hill, totally lost, lost sight of assailants, requesting aerial cover or donuts, over, crrrrh
Peabottom this is Sierra Yankee 99 we have a major donut crisis in the Pork Hill area at the moment, crrrrh, making good progress with caramel but can't see a thing on the ground due to strawberry jam, crrrrh, suggest you mooch about a bit, crrrrh.
